Stanford University Police Department at 711 Serra Street, Stanford, California.

The woman that works here is a terrible human being. She takes her job way too seriously so make sure to show up for your appointment at least 20 minutes early and read all of the written instructions posted outside the office before attempting to interact with her. The parking is terrible there but she does not care. Here is a direct quote after looking for parking for 10 minutes and showing up 5 minutes late for my appointment with her, to find her in her office doing nothing: "You missed your appointment good luck getting another one we don't have openings until the 20th." Would expect more out of Stanford.